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Monday, June 25, 2012

My Wicked Step Mothers Lime Marmalade

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mans

Roundabout now, when your limes are liming, your oranges are oranging, and your lemons are lemoning, it’s MARAMALADE TIME. This is how my ‘Wicked Step Mother’ taught me to do it. You can use any citrus fruit, just remember to get rid of any pips.   Oh! She is not really so wicked.


               Ailsa, My Wicked Step Mother                        Mans
Wot you need
Limes
Sugar
Water
Oil (neutral flavour. eg sunflower oil)
Jars 


How to do it
Wash your limes, then chop them to the size and texture you want, you can use a food processor. Just cover the chopped fruit with water, (you can leave it overnight, some say it releases more pectin). Gently simmer the mixture. While it is slowly bubbling away, pour an equal amount of sugar as the simmering fruit mix into a baking tray and pop it into a 100°c oven, so the sugar can heat through (this sneaky trick will keep your marmalade clear). When you can easily squish the fruit rinds between your fingers, you can take the mixture off the heat. Now add the warm sugar to the mixture and stir until dissolved. This is a good time to sterilise the jars by popping them into the oven, which is still on. Once the sugar has all dissolved return the pot to the heat and simmer, stirring occasionally. Don’t worry to skim the scum, coz you can deal with it later, but do worry about putting a plate in the freezer, for the ‘coldplatewrinkeltest’. After about 12 mins of gentle bubbling you can try it, you may have to repeat the test a few times. You do this by dropping a blob the marmalade onto the cold plate, leave it for a minute or two, then push it with your finger, if your marmalade wrinkles, it will set. This means it’s time to take it off the heat, and now deal with the scum. When the mixture stops bubbling, pour a splash of any cooking oil into the pot and stir until the scum miraculously disappears. Finally, using a ladle or small jug pour the marmalade into the warm jars. The most challenging part is to see if you can wait long enough for it to cool, before you chomp it on hot buttered toast.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Mans


Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Stinging Nettle and Ricotta Ravioli

Gathering Edibles in District Six
Glueing the little fellows 


Ready for the pot
I was sitting in our office, all grumpy coz my ‘Braai Buddy, Dave and I didn’t make the final fifteen in ‘The Ultimate BraaiMatser’, when Mans said, “come, let’s shoot something”. I heaved a heavy sigh and reluctantly agreed. Stef, my chef mate, from just down the road and I had made stinging nettle ravioli, from the nettles in his garden about a week before. I rang Stef to tell him we were going to clean up his garden, but he told me his gardener had got there first. It seemed it wasn’t to be my day. Mans, with camera in hand was all amped, so I dragged my sorry arse off to his car and off we headed in search of some local stinging nettles. Mans suggested we start off foraging underneath a beautiful mural nearby, coz it was ‘photogenic’. When we got there, my day started to take a turn for the better, not only were there heaps of nettles but other edibles too. In this small patch, we found Nettles, Mint, Fennel, Cape Sorrel, and Purslane. With a glimmer of a smile, I covered my hand with a plastic bag to avoid the ‘dreaded ichies’ and plucked enough for our lunch. With the some fresh pasta dough left over from the night before I made ‘Urban Hunter Gatherer Stinging Nettle and Ricotta Ravioli’ served with a simple garlic, lemon zest, olive oil and oregano gremolata. Once again my smile was so big, that if I didn’t have ears my whole head would be an island.
Enjoy the fragrant taste and tingling mouth.
Yummy


STINGING NETTLE AND RICOTTA FILLING
Equal parts ricotta and wilted stinging nettles (about ½ a cup of each)
A sprinkle of oregano or marjoram
A nubbin of butter
A grating of nutmeg
A few generous pinches of parmigiano reggiano
Salt and pepper to taste.


Friday, June 08, 2012

Ghazala's Proper Chicken Kebabs



My Favourite, Chicken Tikka with Roti                                                                                                                                   Mans

Our offices are in Walmer Estate, just one block away from the best fast food joint around, so on a regular basis my business partner, Mans (also “The Urban Hunter Gatherer’s” food photographer) and I enjoy, what Ghazala’s Food and Café has to offer. We are typical boring middle-aged men, who always end up ordering the same old thing. The Chicken Tikka Kebabs are ridiculously delicious. I like mine with the very green dhania sauce.

Fresh from Pakistan, Tanvee secured a piece of pavement outside a dilapidated corner café. He set up an authentic charcoal griller and started a neighbourhood fast food stand; making grilled chicken pieces, chicken kebabs and 'boerie rolls'. Now, a few years down the track Tanvee has taken over the corner café and has given it a facelift, but kept its authenticity and called it Ghazala’s Food and Cafe. The café stocks basic household stuff, but it is the take away food that makes this spot very special.

Getting my Laughing Gear around my Favourite         Mans
On Fridays and Sunday Ghazala’s sell well over seven hundred portions of mouth watering bryani, for which customers are happy to drive form Durbanville to get their quota. Of course they also serve the Cape Town classic, a Gatsby. It’s even  worth a visit just for the fried chips.


So if you work in town, it’s only a few minutes drive to a fantastic 'pavement' or ‘take back to the office’ lunch, and if you are in the hood on a sunday, don’t forget about the bryani. Hell man, even if you live in Baufort West, it’s worth 'the bryani drive', to Ghazala's Food and Cafe on the corner of Park Road and Coronation Road in Walmer Estate. Just be prepared to stand in a queue, or you can pre order on 021-4485270.

Tanvee, a Scholar and a Gentleman                                                                                                                                         Mans